HONG KONG FILM NET
Don't be cruel . . . protect your dicky!

"It's a miracle! I couldn't have touched Chingmy Yau's goodies without it."

-- Wong Jing

Wong Jing

BEFORE

before

AFTER

after

Studies have shown that prolonged exposure to fatty residues can leave you feeling weak and bloated.

However, with a steady use of the miracle that is the technological wonder of HONG KONG FILM NET, the user can feel refreshed within minutes.

Even as far away as Peking, people have exclaimed "HONG KONG FILM NET is the shit".

We have thousands of satisfied customers, including presidential candidate Michael Wong, who says "I truly didn't know how I was adversely affecting my loved ones until HONG KONG FILM NET showed me the light."

Why don't you try it now? There's absolutely no risk, besides maybe looking extra-cool to all those asian chicks your gweilo ass has been drooling over.

Diana Pang Dan
"Until I used HONG KONG FILM NET, I never realized how sexy geeks still living in their mother's basements and play RPGs can be."
-- Diana Pang Dan

Neil Koch
"I guarantee HONG KONG FILM NET will have you feeling thicker and fuller within weeks, or I will personally drink my own weight in Pabst Blue Ribbon."
-- Neil Koch

Now available in Regular and Extra Strength

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