Sexy Soccer

Year of release: 2003

Genre: sex comedy

Director: Sik Hok Min

Stars: Au Yeung Oi Suen, Carmen Yeung, Tong Tong

Rated III for sexual content and language

With the success of Shaolin Soccer, I guess it was only a matter of time before we had the softcore porn version of it. Sexy Soccer's Shakespeare-esque plot has a soccer coach who is in deep to a loan shark come up with the amazing idea of using hot chicks to form a team. And that's about it. Oh yeah, the coach manages to screw most of the girls on the team.

Actually, a lot of the comedy in the movie is pretty funny in a dopey Russ Meyer kind of way. Sexy Soccer definitely qualifies as "so bad it's good" material. Whether it's the ultra-cheap sets or horrible acting, if you like "Mystery Science Theatre 3000" material and have about two cases of beer handy, you can't go wrong with a viewing of Sexy Soccer.

As for the sex scenes, they're really nothing all that special. It's just your standard stuff of naked people acting (badly) like they're doing the horizontal mambo. Disappointingly, the film's cover girls (who have very big breasts that get referred to about every five seconds) never show their goods. At all. Not even a quick nipple shot. Still, there's more than enough T&A here to keep fans of this type of "clean" smut happy.

RATING: 5

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