On Drug Use...

On Defense...

On George Bush...

On Economics...

"I don't do drugs. Seriously, I honestly thought 'Knock Off' was a good idea at the time. Anyway, I have the same middle name as JFK. That has to count for something, doesn't it?"

"I'm always ready for a fight. I could take out that punk Osama Bin Laden because I'm always wearing this cool vest. Don't I look tough? They call me STONE Wong, dammit!"

"My wife tells me Dubya's English is even worse than my Cantonese, which is saying a hell of a lot! So I guess that makes his Spanish better than my English, or something like that."

"Hey, I've got plenty of money. If people want to have a good life, just be like me and take any job that comes along. I've done ten 'New Option' movies this year alone."