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Year of release: 2002
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Spider-ManTobey Maguire in full Spidey regalia. Image courtesy of IGN.When I was a kid, I was a huge Spider-Man fan. I watched the cheesy cartoon show religiously. In fact, one of my earliest memories was traveling to a local mall so I could get my picture taken with some guy dressed up in a Spidey costume. However, as I grew up, I lost interest in Spider-Man and comics as a whole, and it's with that (admittedly more jaded and cynical) point of view that I approached this film. And just to let you dear readers know, I'm aware that this movie made a billion dollars and some of you think it's the best thing since pop-tops on beer cans, but quite honestly, I was bored during most of this film. Don't get me wrong -- the action is great, especially the final confrontation between Spider-Man and the Green Goblin (Willem Dafoe, in the most "normal" role he's played in some time, despite the fact that he's under a suit of armor most of the time) which was co-ordinated by the action god known as Ching Siu-Tung. Hell, there's even a good fight between Spidey and one of my heroes from the wrestling world, Randy "Macho Man" Savage. Spider-Man and Mary Jane (Kirsten Dunst) in the "money shot" of the movie. Image courtesy of IGN.But, goddamnit, can we please not have an action movie where the romantic sub-plot totally dominates the second act? Yes, I know the relationship between Spider-Man and Mary Jane (played by Kirsten Dunst, who does admittedly does look very good here) is a central part of the comic book, but enough with the attempts to cash in on the love-starved teeny-bopper crowd already. At many points, I was expecting a Celine Dion ballad to start cranking up, and the romantic cheese in the movie's middle hour nearly killed it for me. In its' defense, Spider-Man does look great, the acting is solid and there is a good amount of action. Admittedly, it is better than many comic-book adaptations -- but that's not saying too much. If I wanted to see some socially inept geek try to woo the woman of his dreams, I'll watch "Blind Date". Hopefully, the sequel will offer more web-slinging and less woo-flinging, but I'm not holding my breath. Once Hollywood gets a hold of a formula that generates cash at the box office, they're not going to let it go anytime soon. Willem Dafoe under the armor of the Green Goblin. Image courtesy of IGN. |